Heather McKinney

The REAL Santa. He was at a mall.

Pictured: Stock Photo Santa. NOT Sloppy Santa.

I went into Medieval Times feeling a little snarky and came out acting a little weird.

The Day I Lost All Faith in Adults (and Infomercials)

the usual

The Benefits of Blowing Up Your Life

Heather McKinney

writer • comedian • real life lawyer • co-host of Sinisterhood

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